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King Charles funeral plan !

King Charles lll has been diagnosed with cancer and his funeral plans are already being made after Queen Elizabeth' s burial. His official funeral plan is named 'Operation Minai Bridge .' At present his close aides are looking into the plans in details. Members of Monarchy always updated funeral plans and they are named after some popular Bridges.The late Queen Elizabeth's arrangement is known as "Operation London Bridge."

Found drunk yet not !

A man from Belgium was arrested and produced in Court .He was accused of drunken driving . His lawyer however argued his case in the court and finally aquited him. He was proved not guilty . The most surprising part is that the man was actually innocent. He was suffering from a peculiar disease where he smelt of alcohol without having a drop of it. Though it seemed a rare case later it is found that several persons suffers from the same syndrome.

Great men thinks alike.

Great mind thinks alike -probably the same meaning.  Whatever it means , atleast,here I am referring to great men like Mukesh Ambani, Azim Premji, Elon Musk etc.We have all come along their ideas of helping Indians to become rich within few days/months. All you have to do is to invest few thousands rupees in Capital Market - l mean in Shares. The rest will be done by their men-and -woh -soon you will be getting fabulous returns. In fact you may become a millionaire within the shortest time. Few might fail but more than 90/95% will gain from the deals. But are we convinced? Can we change our mindset? As George Bernard Shaw said:- "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." IT'S a scam.. Please don't fall in their trap.

To scar actor Salman Khan!

Salman Khan is a well known actor .He usually acts in Bollywood Films in Hindi. Recently bullets were randomly fired at his residence early in the morning. The actor was in the house when this happened. The police finally rounded up two culprits known to have done the deed. They were directed by Anmol and the 2 accused were promised cash rewards for just scaring  the actor. The two have been booked for attempt to murder, conspiracy as well as in Arms Act. Anmole, probably the main head, is based in Canada 

Robots for household?

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It will not be far for Robots to invade our household. Just like domestic helpers  the Robots will be doing most of the works in our house. The Astro , introduced by Amazon, is a screen on wheel robot. Equipped with AI and Alexa integration -it will serve the home and business security purpose. It will be able to make video calls too. By reviewing the Robot - it was found that it is not yet entirely glitch free.          

Charak Sanyasis in Kolkata.

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Sanyasis dancing with fire at Chatu  Babu Latu Babu's Bari. After Nilaboti's marriage                       Breaks fasting at Chatu Babu Latu Babu's Thakurbari.

Woman kills for staring !

We often see women smoking openly in public.Nowadays  it is quite a common sight and most of us have accepted the change. A recent event that happened near a pan shop on Manewada Cement Road in Nagpur (India) however is unacceptable . A 24 year old woman named Jayashree Pandhare , along with two of  her friends ,were found smoking. Ranjit Rathod (28) , a father of four, made a mistake by staring at Jayshree who was the smoker. She lost her calm and began taunting Rathod. An altercation began between the two. Pandhare lost her patience and repeatedly stabbed the poor man. The nearby CCTV recorded the entire event. Police are trying to find out the murderer , who along with other two friends, are absconding.

Basanta Utsav

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.        Basanta Utsav at Chatu Babu              Latu Babu's Jalsaghar on 6th           April 2024. Organised by  :          Saibal Kumar Deb.

Pig kidney shows the way.

Finally we are seeing cross species organ transplantations. Till now heart transplantation with pig's heart seemed to have failed. Two persons  who received pig's heart were unable to succeed the transplantation. On one patient the immune system rejected the transplanted heart. Recent report about a man named Richard Slayman ( 62 years old) whose kidney was transplanted, however , is showing good result. He is producing urine, balancing the body's fluid, removing waste product from the blood etc. His doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital seems quite hopeful to see the results.

Basanta Utsav over 50 Years!

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I was around 27 years old when I first started the Basant Utsav along with my friends. I was very interested in music and took my first lesson in Rabindra Sangeet from my cousin brother. He usually organised Tagore's dance drama  such as Shyama, Tasher Desh etc. I also took my lesson in Indian Classical Music from a descendant of Jadu Bhatta.                          Basanta Utsav to be held at          Chatu Babu Latu Babu Bari

Vilayat and Alla Rakha.

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We have a strange feeling when we come face to face with people who are no more. Here ,specially, I am talking about the  artists who left us. Yet they have left behind a strong legacy for us to follow. The picture we see of Vilayat Khan and Alla Rakha shows the closeness of the artists between their interested listeners.                 An old photo from Chatu Babu Latu Babu's Thakurbari.

Tasteless cook.

Cooks are highly regarded in our society. It is a known fact that they can easily grab our attention by serving us tasty foods. It so happened that two customers named Tajeem Shamsi and Mayanak Rastogi ordered kebab at a restaurant. Nasir Ahmed the cook prepared the ordered food and served. According to the customers, who were drunk ,the food was tasteless. They had an argument with the cook and the final outcome was that Rastogi lost his patience. He took out his father's licensed gun and shot the cook. Unfortunately the cook died. A Bareilly court sentenced both of them to jail for life imprisonment.

Basant Utsav 2024.

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The Basanta Utsav, organised by Saibal and Mausam Deb, is being held every year. This year it will be held at Chatu Babu Latu Babu's Bari  on 6th April 2024. The program will be Classical as well as Rabindrasangeet and dance . Since Chatu Babu (Ashutosh Deb) is probably the first Bengali Sitarist- Sitar plays an important role in every program of this house.    Pdt.Ravishankar at Chatu Babu Latu Babu's Thakurbari.

Bengali accountancy.

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Bengali accounts books found in an old zamindar's house. Rokor, Challan, Khotian, Thoka etc names.

Living with an iron lung !

People with breathing problem usually takes the help of oxygen. Now, here is the case of a lawyer named Paul Alexander who has been living for 72 years with an iron lung ! Unbelievable isn't it ? The fact is that when he was only 6 years old  he was paralyzed by polio. He was forced to live with an iron lung that however kept him alive.  He was not expected to live long. Strangely Alexander did not stop. With his unusual lung he went on with his studies. After getting his degree in law he practiced for 30 years. He had to use the machine everyday throughout his life. He died at the age of 78 this Monday.

Annoying?

I was never interested in that girl. I have repeatedly tried to avoid her but to no avail. However she kept on disturbing me-sometime on the road and sometime over the phone. It so happened that I was taking my mother to the market to buy some clothes. I still remember it was the New market in Kolkata which is known to all. To my surprise I found the girl there probably with her father. I presumed that she was telling something to her father and the elderly person looked awkwardly at me. I was at a loss to  understand what she might be telling about me. I however turned away from them and looked at my mother to see what she was doing. The more I tried to concentrate the more confused became I. I felt like a helpless man until someone tapped me on my shoulder. Surprisingly  I found the father. He excused himself and took me  aside. I was not only curious but a bit confused. However I decided to find out what he would like to say. Before he started speaking I found a tear rolling from hi

Marilyn Monroe live again!

Marilyn Monroe lives once again- thanks to the generative AI initiative. The famous international actress died at least 62 years ago. She has been reincarnated as hyper real  AI generated digital Avatar. It can now answer all your questions like a real person. She can even share any anecdotes  and deliver personalized greetings. Her fans are quite excited for this  unforgettable experience. This digital Marilyn is the latest among other generative AIs bringing the dead alive once again!

Rooster's fatal attack.

Although cock fights are banned in India for a long time yet it is still held in some remote areas. Recently it so happened in a rural fair in Jaugram's  Jaleshwrtala - that a 31 year old man,named Sunil Baskey, was sitting with his rooster to participate in  the cock fight. A competitor' cock, with blade attached in its leg, jump upon Sunil. He was severely wounded by the blade of the cock and bled profusely. When taken to  hospital he was declared dead. No complaint was launched in the police station and hence it went  unnoticed.

Rajnikant Chaiwala!

Sorry -it is not Rajnikanth the famous film actor of South India. It is Dolly chaiwala who is a die hard fan of Rajinikanth. It so happened that Bill Gates was in India  and a chaiwala impressed him very much. His technique for making a cup of tea was unique. Bill gates was so impressed that he created at 27 second reel with Dolly and uploaded it. He expresses himself with his opinion that in India there are many innovative ideas.This can be seen even in the preparation of tea. Both Gates and Dolly's fans were overwhelmed.

Played final & collapsed.

Arpita Nandi, a Table Tennis player from Bengal, after winning the finals of DGQA Inter Zonal Table Tennis Tournament at Icchapur Ordinance Factory, felt uncomfortable and collapsed. She was only 32 years old. When taken to hospital she was declared dead !

The One-eyed man !

I have seen him only once in my life yet how remarkably he still exists in my mind. I was around 30 when I first saw him. It was the first and unfortunately the very last time that I ever met him-at least so I thought! He looked like any other, a very ordinary man with shabby dress and long hairs. There were some other features too that reminded me of my school days. I was in Madan Cabin,a local tea shop in our locality. Usually our friends took out some time to spend there. It was around 6pm and, as usually, 3/4 friends were with me. We were busy discussing with those day's hot topic. Suddenly we noticed the man , with a peculiar look, paying attention to whatever we were saying.I have already mention some common features of the man.Those who have read "Treasure Island" by R L Stevenson would be in a better position to relate him with Long John Silver since he too was a one eyed man.He was of course not a one legged man though. After sometime I realised that his centre o

Classical Music at Chatu Babu Latu Babu's Thakurbari.

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      Pdt. Shyam Sundar Goswami                        Vocal       Tabla : Pdt. Parimal Chakraborty      Sarengi : Ustad. Roshan Ali 

Senior citizens jeopardised.

Senior citizens have become the easy targets of the cyber crooks. Interstate gangs have become very active in duping them at the drop of a hat. Delhi, Jharkhand, Madhya Pradesh, Karnataka as well as Bengal.Four were arrested from Asansol and Jharkhand on this Thursday. Although police are keeping a close watch on such crimes yet there seems to be no stopping!

Indian Classical Vocal.

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Rashid Khan no more!

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The little one whom I have seen as any other boy pursuing Indian Classical Music later surprised me. I was watching the TV casually. Suddenly I became very alert and found a young man singing Raag Marwa. I never expected such Gayki and tonal quality from an unknown singer. He presented the Alaap in Vilambit. I heard the entire presentation silently.His gayaki, taans , layakiri etc simply hyptonized me. His range of voice too was unthinkable. Immediately my sense said that a New and a Remarkable Artist is born!  Sorry to learn about his  demise at such an early age. RIP.                  

Cock fights with Viagra

Cockfights are still held in rural Andhra.It is mostly held in undivided Guntur, Krishna and two Godavari districts.A viral disease have left many Champion Cocks unfit for the coming occassion of Sankranti. Desperate to expect good performance -the breaders are treating them with Viagra and other steroidlaced food. 

Pirates hijack ship.

A Royal navy channel sent out an urgent message.The message was that five to six unknown personnel with arms had boarded a vessel! The name of the vessel was MV Lila Norfolk and the Royal Navy   UK Maritime Trade Operations (UKMTO) was the message sender.  In response P-81 a long-range patrol aircraft was sent from Goa to track the hijacked vessel. It flew and soon made contact from where it came to know that the crew members were safe by taking  refuge in the vessel's citadel or safehouse. Total crew members were 21- six from Philippines and 15 from India.INS Chennai finally intercepted the ship.Using the P-81  aircraft,W-9B Predator drones and helicopters on the board of warship -constant surveillance was kept.A warning was given to the pirates to leave the ship immediately. They waited for sometime. After finding it clear, a Marcos team with sophisticated weapons were sent on rigid -hull inflatable boats. The whole operation took around two hours.                  

1Horsepower instead of 20.

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Those who delivers food to your doorstep usually uses around 14 to 20HP bikes. On Tuesday fuel shortage was created by the just ended trucker's strike . Syed Farooq,a delivery man, found himself without the required fuel in his bike's tank. Without any hesitation he immediately rushed to one of his friends who is the owner of a horse. He related his urgency and took his horse. He tied all the foods in the saddle and rode away.In this way he only used one HP instead 14/20Hp to complete his job. People around took his photo: After all one doesn't see a delivery man using a horse for such purpose every day!                                 Author Saibal Kumar Deb           

AI and IE.

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Artificial Intelligence is bringing a lot of changes in our present day technology. Things, that used to take a long time, could be easily done within a very short time. Inner Engineering needs only 7 steps to transform our lives. Some says that those who have gone through IE have felt a 50% reduction in stress. A study found that it could, within 6 weeks, help a person to have a restful sleep. In a study by Rutgers University anUS based Fortune 500 Company found remarkable results in their employees. After going through IE their employees experienced - significant increase in energy level, alertness and joy ! For online program there is a Satguru App which could be downloaded for free.                                          

An actor's heart attack!

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Actor & director Shreyas Talpade was not at all prepared for such an attack.He was having a busy schedule for last few years. He was quite unaware since he had never been hospitalized and thought himself quite fit. However for last few months he was feeling extreme fatigue.He took it to be normal and kept on working. The 'Housefull 2'actor was doing army training shot like falling into water, swinging on a rope etc. He repeatedly neglected the 'wake up' call.Finally he knew that he was feeling very exhausted. It was very unusual. He had a massive heart attack -the doctor diagnosed when admitted to the hospital!                     .