Mother..Oops father also !!

Mothers become ferocious beasts whenever their children 

encounters the slightest of discomfiture.Fathers-as mentioned

by Chetan Bhagat in 2 States -prefers to play an unknown and

unimportant(even repulsive) role in such affairs.Children from 

their very childhood understands the predicament and quickly

take side with their mother.

This reminds me of a joke I have recently heard-here it is :-

A friend meets a friend after a long time.

"So you are married and leading a happy family life?"

"Sorry, not yet."

Fact was ,that his mother rejected all the girls he introduced.

The friend advised him to place a girl who resembled his mother

in several ways.

After few months-

"So how is life? Hope my advice worked?"

"Yes."

"So happy and at the top of the world ?"

"Not exactly..ahmm ..my father doesn't like my wife !"