North Kolkata Calling !!

We have all heard about the big bull Harshad Mehta. How he knowingly manipulated the Stock Market for his personal gain. According to Harsh Goenka,a  billionaire businessman, another Stock Market scam is brewing and this could be a much bigger one than the Harshad Mehta's one. Where will it's origin be ? This time it's origin may be in Kolkata- says Goenka!

Darshanam Mogulaieh was awarded the Padma Shri in the year 2022. The award was given to him for his musical talent and also for a musical instrument that he revived. The name of the instrument is kinnera. Unfortunately the award money of rupees 1 crore was spent in his family's dire need. Also Telangana government assurance of 600 Sq Yard of land -which he still did not receive.He is also not getting the honourarian money of Rs 10,000/- . Besides he has a lot of medical expenses for his ailing son. At present he is forced to work as a labour in field! However few questions may arise regarding the huge expenses incurred by Darshanam !!??

In a Kanpur village named Bambhiyapur, Bhagwat Katha was organised by one Subhas Saini's family. Unfortunately a shocking incident happened on this Wednesday. Children took out a tableau where several religious characters were enacted. A teen acting as Goddess Kali was mock-slaying demons. A 11 years boy was playing the role of a demon. The boy (Goddess Kali) mockingly slayed the boy who immediately collapsed on the ground. Finding him in severe pain the organizing family informed the police. The boy was rushed to community health centre where he expired. Later it was found that the boy acting Kali , without finding a blunt  trident ,used a knife instead. This knife hit the boy in the neck !

Clark and her husband missed their pet cat for  a week.They had no clue where their Galena was. The six year old American shorthair seldom went out of home. On 17th April Clark got a call from a veterinarian from California.She got the unbelievable message that her pet has been found 500 miles away from her Utah home in an Amazon warehouse ! Actually what happened was this: Her husband was packing some material in a 3'×3' cardboard box. For a moment he went to fetch some tape for sealing the box. Galena finding an opportunity silently got inside.She was lucky to survive since a seam on the box had come unglued. It worked as an air hole.The weather too was favorable. However an Amazon employee brought it to the veterinarian who identified her through her  microchip and gave a call. Clark and her husband quickly booked a flight to California. Finally they were reconciled.

A passenger in the Titanic, named John Jacob Astor ( 47 years ) was one of the richest men in the world. He along with his wife was in that cursed ship.Although he helped his wife to board a lifeboat, he himself died in the mishap. He was the owner of a gold watch which he always proudly carried along with himself.  Later it was found on his body. On Saturday the watch was auctioned in England and it fetched 1.17 million pounds. A US  bidder won the final bid. .

King Charles lll has been diagnosed with cancer and his funeral plans are already being made after Queen Elizabeth' s burial. His official funeral plan is named 'Operation Minai Bridge .' At present his close aides are looking into the plans in details. Members of Monarchy always updated funeral plans and they are named after some popular Bridges.The late Queen Elizabeth's arrangement is known as "Operation London Bridge."

A man from Belgium was arrested and produced in Court .He was accused of drunken driving . His lawyer however argued his case in the court and finally aquited him. He was proved not guilty . The most surprising part is that the man was actually innocent. He was suffering from a peculiar disease where he smelt of alcohol without having a drop of it. Though it seemed a rare case later it is found that several persons suffers from the same syndrome.